Sex Bites: Donna D'Errico's body scan, a nude Lady Gaga statue, and masturbatory arrests of the week

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Baywatch beauty singled out for TSA body scan: Donna D'Errico, former Baywatch actress and Playboy Playmate, is angry about being singled out for a full body scan by TSA agents. D'Errico, 42, says the encounter occurred at LAX while trying to catch a flight with her son. While waiting to get her carry-on bags scanned, an agent pulled her aside for additional screening. When she asked the agent why no one else from the line was being taken aside, the agent said, "Because you caught my eye, and

they didn't." D'Errico doesn't know if she was recognized from Baywatch or Playboy, but she believes she was at least targeted because the agent wanted to see beneath her clothes. TSA rules state that passengers can select a scan or a search, but D'Errico wasn't given a choice. The agent just told her where to stand for the scan. Then she noticed the agent smiling and whispering to the other agents who were glancing over at her.

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Marisa Miller Nude for Skin Cancer Awareness Campaign: While skin cancer is pretty horrible, a single benefit of the disease is having Victoria's Secret model, Marisa Miller, pose nude to raise awareness about getting screened for it. This nude picture comes as part of Marc Jacob's new awareness campaign, "Protect the Skin You're In..."  This image of Miller wearing nothing but sneakers will appear on T-shirts selling at Marc Jacobs boutiques. All proceeds go to the NYU Cancer Institute. Read more at thehollywoodgossip.com

Nude Lady Gaga statue

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: Daniel Edwards, the artist know for making sculptures of naked celebrities like Angelina Jolie breast feeding, Britney Spears giving birth, and Paris Hilton playing with her dog, is set to release his latest creation: a nude Lady Gaga posed as a kind of modern-day St. Francis of Assisi. The piece is called, “Patron Saint of the Gulf” and was inspired by Gaga's fierce animal-rights attitudes mixed with that huge BP oil spill you might have heard of. After its public unveiling, the work will be sent to BP corporate headquarters in London. In the sculpture, Lady Gaga stands on the BP logo while embracing an octopus and frog on each shoulder. Tangled in her hair bow is a pelican struggling to fly. Read more at newsok.com and see more of Edwards' nude celebrity sculptures here

MASTURBATORY ARRESTS OF THE WEEK

Walmart masturbator charged

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: Sarasota man William Tyler Black, who was arrested in September for masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart to a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, has finally reached a plea deal with prosecutors. For his indecent exposure and battery charges, Black, 28, was sentenced to two years of community control—-a more severe version of probation. He will also have GPS monitoring that includes the stipulation that he have “no contact w/ Walmart.”  The former substitute teacher admitted to arresting officers that he felt driven to the act when some pretty girls made him aroused. He told police that he “grabbed a magazine and then found a back aisle and began to masturbate until he relieved himself on the floor.” The magazine was the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Portfolio. A Walmart employee told investigators that Black wiped semen on a toy lightsaber, for which Black was also charged with battery on a child since a “reasonable person would believe that a child would come in contact with the fluid on the toy.” Read more at rss.thesmokinggun.com

Sobering up while watching porn on the drive home

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: Just after midnight In  Marion County Indiana, police pulled over a car driving on the wrong side of the road. Gregory Green, 53, pulled his car over to the shoulder, but accidentally put the car in reverse. Officers had to repeatedly instruct Green to put the car in park. When the arresting officer approached the car he saw a porn playing on a portable DVD player in the front of the vehicle. Green had a blood alcohol level of 0.17 percent, which is over twice the legal limit in Indiana. Read more at msnbc.msn.com

Playing with his magic wand at Harry Potter

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:  South Carolina police arrested a man who was touching himself during a showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The theater owners took police to the projection booth where they watched Alexander Ofney working his broom stick. No word on what exactly about the movie got Ofney's sexual powers flowing or if he came to the movie with the intention of jacking off. Read more at weirdnews.about.com

WEIRD "SEX CRIME" OF THE WEEK

Wrestling match turns into sexual assault: A 17-year-old from Clovis California was charged with sexual battery after he jammed his fingers into his opponent's anus during a practice match at their high school. The teen was expelled from school and now faces criminal charges. The teen's lawyer says the wrestler used a legitimate move called the "butt drag," or "checking the oil" in other circles. The teen has been offered a deal which would dismiss the charges if he stays out of trouble for several months. However, the teen's lawyer is expected to reject the deal as the teen insists that he didn't do anything wrong. Read more at abclocal.go.com

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