I, like Eonline.com, often ask myself, "Can Jaden and Will Smith Save M. Night Shyamalan's Career?" My answer is always no, but then again, I also kinda liked The Village so why would anyone listen to me?
Kevin Federline is a Teen Mom wannabe's dream come true. His sperm is unstoppable, as he welcomes a fifth child into the world. This is why all the other countries make fun of us.
Newlywed Katy Perry is already rumored to be cheating on Russell Brand. This is why beautiful people should stay single. Their sexiness cannot be contained in a monogamous relationship, or something.
Charlie Sheen bombed in Detroit and yet came back to rave reviews in Chicago. One attendee even told the AP, "The show was 'weird,' but 'at least no one was booing.'" That, folks, is a review. Well done, Charlie, you are going to have so much money for blow and hookers when this charade comes to a close.
Disney star Chelsea Kane responds to speculation that it is she in the infamous cocaine video released to RadarOnline.com by saying, "that bums me out hard core..." Totally, it would bum me out hard core too if people thought I was a cokehead with a video on the internet. Life is hard, does anyone have some pot? That's ok, right?
Patrick Dempsey is going "grey." Get it?? Lolz all around. *Drops mic, exits stage left*