Justin: Make a belieber of us again

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Oh, the Biebs has done it again.

This time, with a giant smile on his arrest photo. In case you have been living under a media-less rock, Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami early Thursday morning for alleged DUI and resisting arrest after police pulled him over for drag racing a yellow Lamborghini on a residential street.

Bieber has been involved in a slew of tomfoolery lately including peeing in mop buckets, spitting on fans and hanging out in Brazilian brothels. It's almost as if he thinks growing a little peach fuzz mustache isn't enough to prove his manhood; egging a neighbors house is sure to do it! Former Tampa Buccaneer Keyshawn Johnson (@Thromedamnball),who recently had his own run in with Bieber speeding in their California neighborhood, tweeted yesterday They finally caught HIM! Glad no one was hurt, no kids in the street. Everyone grows up at some point. Hopefully he learns from it.

Former athletes are not the only ones annoyed, some United States citizens have already started a petition to revoke his green card here with the statement "We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society."

You better get it together soon Biebs or you'll be this generation's Leif Garrett and he had even better hair than you when he was your age. Do you want to go the successful teen superstar way of Justin Timberlake or...pretty much everyone else? Until then, Hilary Swank will be standing by to play you in the Lifetime movie of your life.

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